18 year old Christopher Lees was “detained” for animal cruelty today after repeatedly throwing a cat from a fifth storey.

Whilst I’m glad this piece of shit has been caught I can’t help but wonder what “detained” actually means. I doubt it means jail (else they would have said so) so I wonder why not. Surely this sadistic behaviour is serious enough to warrant a jail sentence.

But I do have an alternative suggestion that will free up his jail spot: why does someone not throw Christopher Lees off a fifth floor storey? He only needs to do it once and I’m quite certain the f@#wit will learn his lesson.